Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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At school......Someone hollowed out a loaf of bread by cutting a slot along it's length, and then crapped in it, put it back in it's bag and put it back on the shelf. Unsuspecting school boy unwraps said loaf and starts to cut it. As he does so the slot opens and closes as the knife goes back and forth...
eeeuuuggghh...
Does anyone have a copy of the Cheech & Chong sketch about being a dog that they can post to this thread, it is highly appropriate, and gross too.
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A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Thu 6 May 2004, 1:51,
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