Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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multi-meal turdsI'm sorry but how do you shit your stomach out? I can understand almost everything else, but that is a little hard to (ahem) 'swallow'.
my story: we were out skateboarding in the middle of an industrial estate, and I got the instant cramps, no chance of making it anywhere, so I dropped one on the baking concrete (it was summer) round the corner (I wiped with a sock, don't worry)... the great part was the 3 meals that comprised it: lightbrown and chock full of nuts at the front (breakfast cereal); Darker middle with some chunks of green (burger with lettuce) and very dark ending (steak and mushroom). Perfectly clear and distinct divisions between each meal.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 2:01, Reply)
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