Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Down Derby meeting the girlfriendI went through a bottle of Blue Karako (sp?).
The following day my crap was a weird sort of luminous green. Stunk to high heaven too, earlier farts were compared to an open drain.
Still. ‘Twas far better that the usual (at the time) eight pint inflicted “Guinness dookie”, a nasty sort of a black frothy tar, that took approx two bog rolls to clean up. ;)
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 8:50, Reply)
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