many years ago
when i was younger, the icelolly of choice was the Walls Big Feast (and they were larger then).
Now, in accordance with the rules of eating the lolly was to eat the crisp outer shell first, then the chocolate ice cream leaving you with the solid fake choclate center, have followed these rules a friend decide that a nearby chocolate coloured dog turd was exactly the right colour and consistancy if the ice cream, so having dipped the chocolate center in the turd, he decided that he didn't want it any more, when, we'll call him johnny, because thats his name, came round the corner and was open to the offer of free ices cream. needless to say, we were the nasty older kids, so when it transpired that he's just put dog shit in his mouth we got away harm free.

on another note, my sister works at the royal free, quite a few years ago i got invited to a party in hampstead, thinking about all the nurses there i managed to wangle it for a mate to come along. not having any luck with the nurses me and said mate decided to take the piss out of people, one guy inparticular looked like rolf harris, for which we ripped the piss out of him, but i digress, whilst this was going on we were knocking back a few beers and snacking on pitta bread and hummus (could have been hummus, could have been a bowl of vomit, but it was nice). anyway, the next day as we were taking the tube home, somewhere on the northern line (finchley i think) i let out the most silent and deadly fart i have ever done, no really, it brought tears to my friends eyes and managed to clear the entire carriage at the next station. sorry to those people who were on that train one sunday about 8 years ago.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:11, Reply)