Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Larks eh?Drunken incident in nasty place known as 'Halls'. Matey had crapped in his bin, but had had the decency to tie up the bag. Later, after beer and local speciality snakebite (Special Brew, old-strength K, and blackcurrant) Matey started chasing folks around with replica firearms stolen from the Eagle PH, Snaresbrook. Someone had to hit Matey back, with nearest weapon to hand- tied up bag in bin, which promptly split.
Shit everywhere!
You probably know who you are...
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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 6 May 2004, 9:48,
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