Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Came home very drunk one nightsomewhat desperate. I could feel movement throughout my bowels and was getting more and more worried as I got nearer the house.
Managed to get to the bathroom, but just as I was sitting down a small explosion took place. Not sure what really happened, but it was everywhere - at least 4 feet up the walls. I think it must have ricocheted off the angled lid.
I spent nearly an hour on my hands and knees extremely drunkenly trying to clean and disinfect the bathroom so my sleeping g/f wouldn't find out.
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chthonic, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:48,
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