Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Whilst staying at a B&BI had to do the business. All was fine until the flush. It was a pretty weak affair and said turd slowly disappeared from the bottom of the pan. Just as the flush finished it swam back against the current and lurked there. Another flush and the same thing happened, it would appear to flush away but just as the flush stopped it would rear its ugly head again. Gave up in the end and left it for the next unlucky guest.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:52, Reply)
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