Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Holiday hell fireI was on holiday in lovely greece and one night when I was sleeping I woke up with a really dodgy stomach so I ran to the toilet and bloody my mate was also in there with a sore stomach. I looked around for a suitable place to go inside the flat, the kitchen sink no good, a pan no good, think man think. Outside to the landing I went and slung my ass end over the side and let the deluge forth, it was a terrible torrent of white hot ass piss all down the side of the building lovely stuff. I looked round and a romantic moonlight stroll was ruined by my terrible ass.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 11:09, Reply)
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