Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Still-born foalI once stopped off for supplies at Tesco Superstore in Luton whilst on a long car journey with my girlfriend and sister.
They went to use the ladies, and both came out white faced but laughing. Apparently one of the cubicles was blocked with the largest single stool either of them had ever seen. A single shite as thick as a babies arm, round the u-bend at one end and nearly up to the rim at the other. This is in the *ladies* loo, remember.
So we went to customer services and told the harrassed lady behind the counter who told us that this was the fourth or fifth complaint she'd received in the last hour and she'd been trying to flush it away for ages.
"There's only one thing for it" she said, and pulled on some blue rubber gloves. We watched in amazement as she picked a knife and fork out of the canteen cutlery trolley and went to slice it into flushable chunks. Ick!
So don't use the cutlery in Luton Tescos!
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Bonce, Thu 6 May 2004, 11:54,
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