Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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i remember crying over thisWhen i was about 13 we were playing on a building site and i had left my very trendy Kappa coat hanging up in one of the builders sheds. At the end of the day i collected my coat and wandered off home vaugely aware of a shitty smell in the air, however, coming from Northampton this was not that unusual. It was not until i started searching for my fags that i ralised one of my so called friends had left his rotten chocolate log in my pocket and wiped his arse with the inside of my sleave.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:20, Reply)
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