Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Me dog, bless 'imdid a crap in the back yard. On bending down to pick it up, I noticed lots of white lines in it, so called for a second opinion.
Me and the wife, having a real good look at this phenomenon wondering if it was worms or something.
Had to do the dirty, plastic bag on hand, pick it up and squish it to see what happened.
It finally dawned on us that it was the lattice 'bag' thing put on meat to hold it together that the 'scamp' had pinched from the waste bin.
Oh how we laughed.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:50, Reply)
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