more poo related high jinks
In a restaurant in Crete, they were distinctly third world and only had a squat bog (like those french ones) trouble was that there was barely enough room to squat down and me with my beer/bowel problems had to try shit standing up and extremely pissed. Needless to say the explosion of liquid turd covered most of the back wall of the undersized cubicle and to make matters worse the "flush" was little more than a trickle. I just left it all there and did a runner before the owners could catch me.

Also in Greece, a friend of mine was busting for a crap and had to run into a bog on the beach. As you may be aware, all Greek plumbing is rubbish and as such you cannot put anything like bogroll down the shitter as there is a fairly good chance that you will cause a blockage, so they usually provide you with a small bin to dispose of your waste paper. My friend, being in quite a hurry, opened the bumbay doors before checking whether or not there was any toilet paper. He was dismayed to find that there was none and his only recourse was to gingerly fish around in the waste paper bin to find some slightly less used R-Swipes to use. priceless.
(urgle-splurgle molesting small goats since, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:42, Reply)