Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Poor AimI hate using public toilets for a dump and public to me is anywhere bar my own toilet. I especially hate pooing in work, but when you have to go you have to go.
Like a bird I hate sitting on a public seat, so I did the old hover special that women seem to have perfected. When i was taking a crafty dump in my new job. Don't ask me how i missed, but to my horror I saw a massive turd on the floor!!
The worst part is that i couldn't leave it so i had to pick up the soft lump of shit with tissue and dump it in. Needless to say the place stunk and i had to wipe shit stains off the floor.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:50, Reply)
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