Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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My uncle lives in Germany...and consequently has a german toilet. These are the worst toilets in the world apart from the gents toilets in milan train station, thats another story. I digress, German toilets are designed so there is a dry shelf that you shit/piss onto and the hole is at the front. Don't ask me why they have the shelf, unless its some form of teutonic system for inspecting shits (mein gott! dreizig centimeter!).
When visiting my unlce once and only having muesli for breakfast, things got interesting. Feeling movement, i sauntered to the toilet and did what can only be discribed as the biggest shit of my life. This thing was a foot long and was staring back at me from the shelf whilst non too discretely stinking the room out. After several attempts to flush the behemoth using the pitiful flush thats used on german toilets, i resorted to wrapping my hand in toilet paper and coaxing the bastard off the shelf. not pleasant, but still felt proud at laying a good size cable.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:08, Reply)
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