Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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The shame......A friend of mine who has seemingly made a career out of wee/poo surpassed himself last year. He had gone out with his long-suffering girlfriend (he had by that stage pissed in her bed and in her best trainers), and ended up very very drunk in a club. He bumped into someone who offered him a pill......
2 hours later as he was staggering home with his lady, he announces "I need a shit", and then proceded to walk into the middle of the road, which isn't exactly a country lane put it that way, drop his troosers and curl off a length.
Oh, she must be so proud of him. I mean come on laydeez, how could you resist such a suave gentleman? We got a lot of mileage out of that one.... he he he he
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:13, Reply)
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