Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I once drankan entire bottle of port in a day. At the end of the day, i went to the shitter absolutely smashed and strained myself halfway to a heart attack. When I got up to wipe I noticed that the lumps in the bog were all dark red and oozing. For a minute I honestly thought I had just shat out an organ. I was almost speechless with horror.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:20, Reply)
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