Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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As a student in Manchester ...we were playing 5-a-side footie in a park in Moss Side when my house mate went up for a scissor kick, hit the ball into the back of the net and then walked off the pitch and left (leaving his bag and coat).
About an hour later I returned back to the house to find him there. What happened was as he went for the kick he farted, followed through and thought it best to leave (half mile walk to house). Unfortunately, he left his bag and coat which had house keys in so had to climb in a window - got stuck had to take trousers off leaving a slug trail of poo down the window for all to see!
(sorry for length)
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Fetid Cheese, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:35,
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