Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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greece againMy brother and I were on a beach in Crete, pissed again and in need of a dump, we swam about 200 yards out to sea and then in a curious "arms only" breastroke swim, released vast quantities of runs (remember this is Greece and having the shits is de-rigeur) Any way what made me laugh is his description of the water borne poo cloud as being like a Tiger Slurpee (a mixture of coke and orange fanta flavoured slush)
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:47, Reply)
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