Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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A sales rep i once worked with ...had traded some samples for some sugar free sweets from another rep. On a particularly long journey he had consumed several packets of the confectionery delight (loaded with xylitol). However push came to shove when stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 as he had to shit himself in his car seat, completely unaware of the laxative effects of xylitol!
Ah, how we laughed! He joined a new company shortly afterwards....
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Fetid Cheese, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:48,
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