Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Bicycle pooI was with a group of friends on a bicycle ride once. We were headed from Croxley towards Lees Wood in Watford.
Del was in the lead for a change. Unfortunately he managed to ride through a large, wet pile of freshly laid dog egg. This flicked up from his front wheel and into his gaping mouth. I heard an exclamation of utter digust and he turned round and spat out the offending log.
Even more unfortunate was Lee riding behind Del with his mouth open to get a good lungful of air (we were pushing it a bit!). Del's projectile globule of doggy poop, spit and mucus landed straight in Lee's mouth. The torrent of abuse and exchanged expletives would have made A. Trooper blush.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:57, Reply)
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