Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Watersports dump across the pondA friend of mine, Edward, is a talented airchair rider, and has travelled to the good 'ol US of A a couple of times to enjoy a holiday with some of the folks who invented the sport.
Whilst out on their boat he suddenly found he needed to defecate. With no toilet on board he jumped in, dropped his shorts and preceeded to give birth to a family of small brown trout. His new "offspring" decided to stay close to their creator and he had a swim backwards, legs open, on his back whilst dropping more kids off at the pool.
The enduring image of him desperately trying to escape his own progeny keeps me amused!
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 15:05, Reply)
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