Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Not my own faecal matter but......as a paramedic I was called to a lady who had "collapsed". Entering her house I found her laying on the floor covered in you know what. She had taken a large amount of anti inflammatory tablets (she was not used to them) *and* eaten some fruit recently sprayed with a pesticide known to cause bowel upsets. The result was what can only be described as many Mars bars floating in tomato soup.
Once went to drunk guy on a boat who had passed out after ringing the ambulance - on my arrival he was covered in diarrhoea. There was no-one else around and my partner and me didn't want to touch him so we rinsed him off with a hose. When the E.D. nurse asked why he was so wet, we heroically told her he had fallen out of the boat into the water and we had rescued him. She never asked why our uniforms were so dry.
They teach us to breathe through our mouths and not our noses when confronted with foul smells, but all you can taste is shit/vomit/etc for hours after...
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 15:30, Reply)
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