Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Another dog poo story (I hope)I live in a very large apartment building with a number of elevators. One morning, I went off to work, bleary-eyed and exhausted, at about 5 a.m. I called the elevator, and when the doors opened, what did I see but an enormous, rank and obviouly fresh turd steaming in one of the corners. I can only hope that it belonged to one of the resident's pets and not one of the residents.
Edited to add that the resident I suspect of allowing their animal to do this has also been letting her dog go poo on her balcony all winter. Needless to say, her neighbors aren't pleased at having an adjoining balcony 6 inches deep in dog crap.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 15:41, Reply)
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