Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I was talking to my (now ex) girlfriend on the phone one daywhen she suddenly started screaming.. i was wondering why, until she told me that her neice's cat had just diarheed all over the carpet, and her dog and just come and eaten it all- but i guess that's kinda standard..
edit/ oh yeah, and at school today we were trying to recruit people to walk up to her and piss on her head- not because i hate her but because it would be amusing : D
stupid italian little whore
anyway, i'll post a very oldschool pixelpuss to make up for lack of storyage
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 6 May 2004, 16:58,
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