Another one...
My friend works with people with severe mental problems (he's a nurse but I forget his proper title thing), when he was doing his training he spent a lot of time with care in the community people.
One day he turned up to meet his mentor and was told that they were going to the house of a social recluse with the 'Void' squad. Long story short, this guy had endless mental and social problems and had basically shut himself away in his house for a very long time - to the point that the council had contacted the 'void' squad and the social services.
My friend was told that the 'void' squad go into houses that pose a bio hazard and decontaminate, fumigate etc. So big radioactive suits. My friend and his mentor were there with the relative authorities to section the man into care.
Well.... apparently this man had a debilitating fear of flushing the toilet so as you can guess had been crapping and pissing in his toilet for a long long time.... When the Void squad entered the bathroom they were greeted with the sight of a toilet filled past the seat with shit. it was bulging out of the top of the toilet and caked on the sides, and because it was summer it had hardened to a crust.
Apparently the smell alone K'od one of the void squad and rest set about the task of removing the crap.... My friend recalls that not long after all of the void squad guys came rushing out the front door to tell him that when the crust had been broken a big fucking cloud of flies had come spilling out and into their faces! How is that for fucking disgusting????!

(apologies for length)
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 6 May 2004, 17:03, Reply)