Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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This happened to a mate of mine while at uniHe lived in a student house with a bunch of psychos. The house was always a left like it had been in several earthquakes, and one of the guys he lived with hated this. So one day he decided to go into my mates room with a dinner plate, clear a space in the middle of the floor, drop trou, squeeze out a cleveland steamer on the plate and place the plate on the floor.
One of the other factors in this tale is that it was the height of summer and the windows never opened in his room.
Therefore on my mates return his room smelt like medieval sewer.
The moral of the story; tidy your room or people will shit in it!
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 17:04, Reply)
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