Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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when i was in primary schooli was eating my packed lunch one day but i really needed to do a shit. but i had a rather large lunch that day and was determined to eat it all before i went to the loo. unfortunately i didn't last long enough and did a bit shit in my thick wooley tights. i was so embarrassed about it that i didn't do anyhting about it.
that afternoon my friend rachel's mum was picking me up. we all piled in the car and she dropped off another kid and then turned around and said "let me check your shoes! someone has stepped in dog poo!" finding no dog shitters, she carried on. i promptly burst into tears as soon as i got home as the shit had travelled down my leg and solidified into little lumps.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 17:19, Reply)
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