Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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flatmate called Dog (second time he's been an answer)shat himself somehow on the 1/4 mile walk from uni to home.
tried to dry out his kecks on his radiator, filling the flat with the smell of baked shit.
to make matters worse. after shitting himself, he thought 'what the hell' and had a piss in his trousers too.
and more. the turd slimed it's way down his trouser leg where he kicked it out. tourists walking just behind him saw this. eww.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 May 2004, 17:24,
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