Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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OnceIn Germany I ventured forth into a public washroom where, to my horror, instead of normal toilets you crapped on an inclined ledge. Imagine my surprise to find a waiting margarine tub containing a fudge sausage - I nearly prolapsed with shock I can tell you. I was about to invite all my friends to take a peek but was distracted by the chimes of a passing ice cream van - the driver must have been confused for he did indeed have plenty of ice creams left. Needless to say it was shaped exactly like a 99 and tapered at the end. The kind man even pushed a chocolate finger into the top and pebbledashed it with strawberry sauce. Mind you... It tasted like shit.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 23:43, Reply)
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