Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I was born two weeks overdueas, despite the doctor's best efforts, all attempts to induce labour with my mum had failed. I was a lazy bugger (still am) and was determined not to be born. Eventually they decided to perform a Caesarean section on my mum due to me being 'in distress'. So out I came.
Unfortunately, being 'distressed', I had managed to shit myself just before birth, and therefore came out covered in some sort of revolting foetus-poo. I'm sure my parents were delighted.
Another shit-related story...my mum's a nurse and part of her job is collecting various samples from patients and making sure they get sent off to the right places etc. For a stool sample, you provide a patient with a plastic sample pot, they go off and do the business, and hand you back the pot with a *small* sample of shit in it to be tested. Simple in theory..
One patient was given a pot and asked to come back with a stool sample. However, she seemed to have misunderstood the word 'sample', and returned with a entire plastic pot totally packed full of shit, squashed down and levelled at the top. My mum was not impressed, but didn't want to say anything, as apart from anything else, it must have taken considerable effort to do!
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 0:03, Reply)
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