Shit Stories
I once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
( , Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
I once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
( , Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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tinsel town?
we all know wht tinsel it right? that plasticky foil shiny shit that you put on christmas trees? you know the stuff you mom has to spend all day putting on one tiny silvered piece at a time (not me i just pile the shit on) well i have three cats and four dogs and they all like to eat what ever falls to the floor so....
all of them ate the tinsel one year and wlked around all christmas day with like foot long silver streamers hanging out of thier asses. the funniest part ? my great grandmother thought it was "festive"
( , Fri 7 May 2004, 10:37, Reply)
we all know wht tinsel it right? that plasticky foil shiny shit that you put on christmas trees? you know the stuff you mom has to spend all day putting on one tiny silvered piece at a time (not me i just pile the shit on) well i have three cats and four dogs and they all like to eat what ever falls to the floor so....
all of them ate the tinsel one year and wlked around all christmas day with like foot long silver streamers hanging out of thier asses. the funniest part ? my great grandmother thought it was "festive"
( , Fri 7 May 2004, 10:37, Reply)
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