Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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And yet more.....Years ago, I worked in a pub in Bristol, and the antiquated drainage system was legendary for getting blocked up. One night this happened, and the drain in the cellar basically backed up into the cellar - it was about 2 foot deep in, well, poo and all sorts of unsavoury matter. Of course the manager Jim pulls rank and sends the assistant manager Luke down to sort this out. Now he'd been down there a while, so Jim decides to go and see what the problem is. I, being a nosy type, also decide to have a look.
I was just descending the steps, only to see Luke finally clear the blockage. He was bending down, wit his face mere inches away from the filthy water, when there was a horrible sucking noise, and out pops this huge mixed variety of poo. The stench was unreal. Luke immediately vomits on top of the turds. Meanwhile, Jim, who is standing right next to him, smells the shit/vomit cocktail, and does a 'sympathy' spew on top of the satanic mixture.
I managed to keep my stomach, but it was the funniest thing I have ever seen...
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 11:06, Reply)
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