Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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yay clear shit!!! : Da little while ago the only thing i ate was...well...nothing. and all i drank was water... FOR A WEEK!!!! anywho my shit was bubbling,gross,clear,very close to solid,see-thru-turd. it was awful.it felt like i was shitting jello but anyway i was on my daily route to walk to the shops and buy coke one week after my shit became solid and i 'clearly'(pardon the pun) crapped myself but this time it was pure liquid. so anyway picture this...about 300 people around me in the shop i let out this god-forsaken fart...everyone turns their heads to look at me and then i create 'the puddle'. ok so the moral of this story is look down if this happens to you. cause then you won't see the gay guy to your right in zebra skin pants and platforms smile scarily and wave.
i guess i looked like i had a ferjeena pissin' directly down and all
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 11:44, Reply)
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