Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Dogs and ClothesI have a border collie called Amos. When he was 12 months old, clothes used to go missing i.e. underpants, balled up socks and tights.
We often wondered where they went.
Looking out of the window one day we found out!
There was Amos - squatting have a poo - first came out the perfectly balled up socks, followed by the underpants. This was quite funny, but not as funny was we howled as the tights soon followed. But they did not completely come out of his backside, but just hung there. He then spun round at took hold of the tight with his teeth and then procceded to pull them from his arse!
It should have killed him - but me and the wife nearly died laughing!
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 12:00, Reply)
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