Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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You can try this at home!A friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend had a party piece where he'd pull down his pants, point his arse at his wife, squeeze the very end of a poo out, exclaim "HOW'D YA LIKE THAT, THEN?", and then suck it back in again.
It went horribly wrong at a particular gathering when he squeezed a tiny bit too hard and defiled the carpet.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 13:55, Reply)
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