Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I worked at a high street mobile phone shopone saturday we had a promotion thing on with a guy with a loudspeaker, prizes, all that stuff. We had just opened up and I went upstairs for a piss. I farted but "struck mud", in a spectacular and stinking way. Thank god I was in the toilet at the time as there was loads of runny mucus poo in my pants and I had a suit on, which could have been disasterous. Pooey pants left the building via the window, I cleaned up and went commando for the day (I later had to secretly climb out the window and retrieve my pants from the roof to dispose of them properly).
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 14:00, Reply)
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