Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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:|Me and my brother and one of his mates all visited the toilets of McDonald's after yet another unsatisfactory meal.
As we entered, there was a guy in the cubicle 'struggling' somewhat. To cover the sound of his admirable attempts to shit, we had the strangest conversation ever - about football.
Me - "Did you like my goal today?"
Bro - "It was good."
Me - "Mum says I'm the next Roy of the Rovers, no doubt"
Bro - "I never said either of neither."
After a short silence - another sound came from the occupied cubicle. A mixture of befouling and sniggering - a scary assault on our delicate ears.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 14:02, Reply)
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