Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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KFC capersa mate of mine used to work in KFC under the watchful eye of cournel sanders.
anyway he one day he was happily serveing up orders of fryed chicken to the punters when one family comes up complaining thier seating area smelt like shit and that this was not acceptable in a fast food joint. he reported this to the manager who demanded him to investigate, being underpaid and overworked he politely told her "fuck off im not a cleaner"
upon being threatend with loss of job he grabbed the nearest co-worker and set off to hunt down the illustrios oder.
what they found that fateful day i cringe to repeat, in the corner under a table was a drinks cup, a large one noless, and inside the cup was a veritible cocktail of shit and coca-cola. thats right some filthy person or persons had shat into a cup and concealed it under a table. needless to say they were shocked but after disposeing of it they were sent straight back to work. i would of demanded the rest of the day off for something so traumatiseing!
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:13, Reply)
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