Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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blunderbuss arseMany years ago I was camping in greece with my brothers at this beach side place. One day my eldest went to the communal shit tent to drop a log and the rest of us were playing cards on the beach. After a while, he came trotting back, shorts in hand with his t-shirt covering his privates. Apparently in mid shit his arse "exploded" sending poo everywhere like a blunderbus. He said it really hurt and when we went to see, there was shit everywhere. we re-assured him that he was lucky as he was a step away from internal combustion.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:14, Reply)
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