Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Last one I promiseI used to do gardening p/t while a student. One 'gig' was cutting the grass in a little village Churchyard about 10 miles east of York. One fine day I way merrily cutting around the grave stones when I felt the urge. I held on as long as possible, but the turtle poked out his head, and it must've been Great A'Tuin himself. Luckily no-one was about so I found a convenient tree and relieved myself of the burden. As I looked around for a nice leaf, I noticed a farmer walking through the adjascent field, don't think he spotted me, but just in case, I gave the turd a nice burial.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 16:10, Reply)
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