Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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whist having swimming lessons at school (aged 8)the teached got us to hold onto the side whilst kicking our legs and blowing bubbles under water.
Suddenly my mate Chris started crying.
"what's wrong" said the teacher.
Chris whispered into the teachers ear and then got out of the pool.
Off he waddled with a large 'spud' in his trunks!
Obviously he tried to forget this, so me being the person I am....I mentioned this in my speach as best man at his wedding.
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M@rkoni, Fri 7 May 2004, 16:31,
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