Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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shitLast august, I was on my way to york for a meeting, I had a new suit on, I parked the Golf GTI in the car park and went for a mcdonalds breakfast, about five mins I felt some gas and did a grover, which was followed by shit, runny, brown...shitI had to run to the nearest MOSSbross about 500m away from the staion car park and buy a new suit, put the old one in the new car in the blazing sun for the rest of the day...... so i got off the GNER got into the car, the smell was so bad I porjectile vomited all down the new suit.....
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 17:57, Reply)
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