Not me but my flat mate
Had an accendent while he was at Karate.

He decided before the lesson that he could hold in the monster that was bubbling inside him.

He went out in to the lesson in his nice white Karate outfit all happy but slowly as the lesson went on he knew he had made a mistake and while he was looking at the clock he missed the teacher coming over to him and asking him to do an example of the splits

When the teacher asked him again he came back to reality and realised he was in trouble but there was noting he could do about it. He want on to do this splits for the class but couldnt go down as far as normal because he was clenching to stop leakage. Unfortunatly the teacher wasnt happy with the effore and proceded to push on his sholder saying that he could do better.

It was at this point that the worst happened. With the added pressure of the teacher pushing down on him, his clenching wasnt enough and as he went in to the full splits everying that he had been trying to hold on to for the last hour found its escape route and came flying out turning his nice white outfit a funny shade of brown and also letting out the most ubnoxious smell you can imagine.

As i'm sure you can imagin we thought it was well funny (11 year olds) but the teacher decided to finish the lesson then and for some reason my flat mate decided to give Karate a miss from then on and used to go to the loo at least twice per lesson in school just incase.

*sorry about the long one
( weekendsession, Fri 7 May 2004, 18:00, Reply)