Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Pooooooo!I used to work in a pikey branch of Burger King. There were an unbelievable amount of mongs working there but there was a bloke nicknamed Berty who truly took the biscuit.
Being the resident spacker he was nominated to clean out the loos after someone had an explosive crap. Well, he cleaned the loo thoroughly enough, but rather than take the bucket of rancid poo-water down the employee stairs (which would've have been the sensible option considering the stairs were right next to the toilets) he proceeded to lug the slop through the upstairs dining area, down the stairs and through the lunchtime rush crowds. Picture the scene- hoards of hungry people suddenly turning green. Hehe. Berty continued on his poo-quest, pushing the bucket through the kitchen filling the whole place with diarrhoea fumes. He then began to empty the bucket into the sink for washing hands. The manager, seeing this, turned purple and went nuts. Berty then turned and emptied the bucket in the veg washing sink, over some freshly washed tuppaware-type containers for the mayonnaise. The smell lingered for hours.
Oh Berty, what a tit you were. He has gone down in Burger King legend.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 21:32, Reply)
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