Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I was in schoolwith a bloke who was one of the nicest people you could meet but there were all manner of disgusting tales going round about him (all of which were true). The best poo one was when he was out shopping with his mum in a large department store. Desperate and miles away from the nearest loo he jumped in the lift. Realising he wouldn't make it, he squatted and left little pressie. Luckily for him the doors didn't open while he was doing the deed. He then legged it back to his mum, but later on couldn't resist going back to pay the poo a visit. It was covered in ants apparently. And that is why I never did go out with him.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 22:40, Reply)
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