Sinking feeling
I work in an office which is mostly blokes and we all share one toilet.

I always enjoy a good relaxing poo at work, the joy of getting paid to drop a log is hard to beat (okey, not that hard, but it's still good)

I was relaxing on the throne a few months ago enjoying a quick game of air hockey on my phone when I felt the earth move... No not an earthquake but the toilet, slowly sinking into the floor. It seams that the bog had been leaking for some time (supply, not the waste pipe thank goodness) gently soaking the floor boards below which had all but rotted away. I quickly engaged hover mode to stop myself disappearing and cleaned up with an urgency never before experienced..

I have now of course taken on the reputation as the person who has poos so big they fall through floors (despite the fact that I work with a chap who's the wrong side of 18 stone)
( ChiefWiggum typing random stuff, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:10, Reply)