Festival toilet show
I love going to festival, the music, the greasy food, the atmosphere and the festival bogs!

Download festival last year i needed a piss so i went down to the portaloos and found myself an empty one. Now the reason i like festival toilets is the fun you can have having pee fights with the guy in the opposit one, I ofter wonder if the other guy is purposly trying to cross streams too or if im just odd but it entertains me.

Anyway so I take a pee and being that its early evening, i've been drinking since i woke up and have been too busy seeing the bands to take a wiz it was a long one. Not long after I start i hear the opposit toilet being occupide, the reflection is the murky waters below go dark as an arse covers the hole and then I see it, a stream of liquid shit falling 5 foot to into the pit of filth coupled by a woman sobbing, it went on longer then my piss, I considered staying til the end but I couldn't take the smell long enough. Poor girl she couldn't even tell i was aiming my piss at her chocolate waterfall
(That Random Guy, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:26, 1 reply)

My flatmate and his girlfriend
went to Glastonbury last year. She'd purchased some of those "whizaway" things that allow women to pee standing up (therefore avoiding bodily contact with the soiled loo surface).

After getting the hang of them, she merrily went to the loo. Looking through the hole, she saw a stream of urine coming down from the cubicle opposite her. Quick as a flash, she and her mystery opponent were quickly playing "swordfight" with their urine streams, giggling away to themselves.

She was still giggling when she rejoined her boyfriend, so he asked what the joke was. When she told him what she'd been doing, he was absolutely aghast! Apparently she'd broken a cardinal rule, and that she should "never cross the streams!"
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:36, closed)