no!
I went out on a Friday night, and the following day (my 22nd birthday), went out again. My guts were off from the previous night (here we go...). Was talking to a mate and the barlady at the bar. Went for a poo, I had the runs thanks to the alcohol form the previous night. 10 minutes later, i freshened up and returned to my mate and continued whatever conversation we were having. I noticed my mate was staring at my face in horror. I say 'What's the matter?!?!' and he quietly mouthed 'You've got sh*t on your face'.
I ran to the the toilet, and indeed, I DID have faeces on my face, a smear from my chin to my cheek. What made it worse (apart from the barmaid seeing this), is that I could smell something sh*tty when I first left the toilet. Haven't got a clue how it got there!!
I also told everyone what happened that night, including some girl I had been trying to 'impress' for ages, and she just didn't want to know.
I must've wiped my bum and got a bit on my finger, and then just randomnly touched my face. Was horrified the next day that I'd told so many people about it. All night, people were calling me Captain Sh*tbeard!!
(Nibi, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:06, Reply)