Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Phoenix festivalMy first festival, aged 16, and I was keen to experience everything that goes with living outdoors for a weekend surrounded by hippies...except one thing. The bogs were foul, and despite eating pretty much constantly for the entire weekend (they had just brought out Doritos in the UK, and were giving away free packets the whole time) I lasted for three days without shitting at all.
Got home and out it came - like a fucking battleship, it was. But a word of caution for anyone who might be tempted to emulate this behaviour, it also brought down my first pile. Didn't tell anyone about that for years afterwards...
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:52,
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