Where Is The Chief?
My father told a story of being a volunteer fireman in rural Corrales, New Mexico, USA, my hometown. Their crew once responded to a nighttime fire at a farmhouse, and almost immediately, their chief disappeared. The firemen put the fire out, and then began searching for their chief. Turned out, one of the first things the fire had consumed was the outhouse, and their chief, running around in the dark laying out hoses, failed to discern the outline of the black hole - into which he stumbled.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:20, Reply)